South Korea - According to sources, Squid Game Guard #85 showed up to work earlier today, hoping no one noticed his pantyhose mask after leaving his helmet at home.
The soldier was overheard asking a co-worker, "Hey, do I look okay? I forgot my helmet trying to get the kids to school but luckily found a pair of my wife's pantyhose in the car. Do you think anyone will notice?"
The associate reportedly told Guard #85, "Umm, no. Looks, umm, good," then quickly moved to the opposite side of the room. Moments later, #85 was summoned to Human Resources.
We reached out to Guard #85 for comment, but he could not be located.
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