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Strict burger diet finally paying off after man qualifies for early vaccine due to obesity


Nashville, TN - Nashville native Jimmy Thompson is feeling a sense of accomplishment after his strict diet of burgers qualified him for an early vaccination due to obesity.


"I feel redeemed. My friends kept telling me how eating burgers was bad for my health. Now, I get to get vaccinated weeks before them," said Thompson.


While Thompson didn't give his exact BMI, he said he easily met the 30 BMI Phase 1C eligibility requirement and then some.


Thompson is scheduled to get the vaccine later this week and says he plans to celebrate with a cheat day.


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