Nashville, TN - Taco Bell announced on Tuesday that they plan to begin recycling their hot sauce into the new Packetlupa over the next 12 months.
A representative for the company told reporters, "We expect the new Packetlupa will repurpose over 8 billion sauce packets each year, not only benefiting the environment but also creating a guaranteed fan favorite for years to come. It's a win-win."
The spicy new Packetlupa will reportedly come in four flavors: Mild, Hot, Fire, and Diablo.
A launch date was not announced, but hot sauce insiders say the Packetlupa could hit stores as early as January 2022.
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