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Ted Cruz insists on extra blanket after getting a little chilly on flight to Cancun

Houston, TX - According to reports, Ted Cruz insisted on an extra blanket after he got a little chilly on a flight to Cancun on Wednesday.

Witnesses onboard heard the Texas senator retelling how he and his family braved the frigid temperatures for the 10-minute ride to the airport, admitting he forgot to pack a jacket for their Mexican beach vacation.

One passenger told reporters, "I heard him complaining about the temperature in the cabin and asking a crew member to turn up the heat. When they told him it was preset on 74, he requested a second blanket."

An hour into the flight, Cruz reportedly got overheated and asked for an "ice-cold bottle of Pellegrino."

Ted Cruz's comfort level is unclear at the time of this posting.

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