Nashville, TN - Thrilling news! Nashville has a new haunted house just for the ladies this Valentine's Day, and it's not for the faint of heart.
According to reports, the terrifying Galentine's-themed attraction is a personalized tour through rooms full of ex-boyfriends.
The innovative concept requires 24-hour advanced reservations allowing staff time to track down your past partners and "escort" them to the location.
"It was horrifying," said one customer. "I can't believe I dated those clowns."
For an additional fee, participants can rent paintball guns to make their outing a full-on interactive experience. Nearly all the guests we spoke to recommended the unlimited paintball package.
"Trust me. You are going to want the paintball package. Worth every penny," said one woman.
Space is limited, so customers are encouraged to secure their reservations online immediately.
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