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CDC hopes to coax Trump voters into getting vaccine with free souvenir flag syringe


Nashville, TN - A recent report suggests that nearly 50% of Trump voters have no intention of getting the vaccine Trump fought so hard to have developed. That's troubling news for the CDC if it hopes to reach herd immunity this summer.


In an effort to rally the support of his base, Trump told reporters, "I would recommend it and I would recommend it to a lot of people that don't want to get it and a lot of those people voted for me, frankly."


Now, the CDC is going even a step further to coax Trump voters into getting vaccinated by offering a free Trump 2024 souvenir flag syringe with every vaccination.


"It's genius," said a local medical marketing expert. "If there's anything that will get the die-hard supporters in the door, it's a free Trump flag.


According to reports, requests for the MAGA syringe skyrocketed by 1,800% among Trump voters on Wednesday alone.


It is still unclear how many of the special syringes will be manufactured and how to sign up.


This is a developing story.



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