Lakeway, TX - According to reports, nearly a dozen pickup trucks sank on Saturday after Trump supporters drove their vehicles into Lake Travis to take part in a Trump boat parade.
One man told reporters, "What was I supposed to do? I love Trump, but I don't have a boat."
Another man, who lost his 2019 Ford F-350, said he has no regrets except for not owning another one to sink for the president.
"I can always get another truck, but we'll never get another Trump," said the man. "He's a once-in-a-lifetime."
Authorities say that no one was injured in the event but urge pickup-driving Trump supporters to find alternate land-based parades to show their support for the president.
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GO TRUMP!!!
Just don't wet your pants and cry like a bitch when we win again. Democrats want abortions and God is against that. GO TRUMP!!!
THIS GUY LEX ERWIN ABOVE SAID "LIBTARS" AND "MOLATIVE" COCKTAILS. I'M WONDERING IF THAT SPELLING IS SATIRE TOO 🤣🤣🤣
By the way, to anyone who can still feel their brain and does not bite their ears-- the word 'liberal' has gotten some bad publicity by some dumb people lately. The word liberal, is a synonym for advanced. Look it up, its not so bad being liberal.. When someone insults it, they are just saying " Im an old thought, unintelligible jerk with paranoid delusions of some race other than whites becoming financially and societally #1"
It's satire Claudia.
Omg didnt think Trump terds were as stupid as moron in chief.. No wonder the country going to shit.. We have these idiots out there.....