Washington, DC - According to White House sources, President Trump has picked Ann Chovies to fill the open spot on his Supreme Pizza.
Trump is expected to make the announcement tonight at 5:00 p.m. ET, just minutes before dinner.
"This was a tough decision for the president," said an anonymous culinary aid to the president. "He had so many great options."
Records show that Trump also considered Olive Green, Pepper Oni, and Jala Pinos before choosing Chovies for the top spot.
Now, it will be up to the Republican-led Senate to confirm his selection, but sources say it's as good as done.
"It's already baked," said Senator Mitch McConnell. "It's golden."
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