Washington, D.C. - Bob Smith, a guest speaker at today's historic UFO Congressional hearing says he seeks to reassure Americans that aliens don't exist.
Smith told reporters, "⍙⟒ ☊⍜⋔⟒ ⟟⋏ ⌿⟒⏃☊⟒. ⏁⊑⟒⍀⟒ ⟟⌇ ⋏⍜⏁⊑⟟⋏☌ ⏁⍜ ⎎⟒⏃⍀. ⍙⟒ ⍙⟟⌰⌰ ⋏⍜⏁ ⊑⎍⍀⏁ ⊬⍜⎍ ⎍⋏⏁⟟⌰ 2023, ☌⟟⎐⟒ ⍜⍀ ⏁⏃☍⟒."
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