Nashville, TN - According to reports, a local undecided voter has narrowed down his presidential choices to Joe Biden and Donald Trump.
"I'm getting closer," said Bradley Brunchman, after eliminating Jo Jorgensen, Howie Hawkins, and Kanye West from consideration.
The full-time Uber driver says he plans to spend the next two weeks researching the remaining candidates to become more familiar with who they really are as human beings.
"I want to do a deep dive into these two instead of just listening to social media like usual," Brunchman told reporters.
Brunchman says he plans to watch all 15 seasons of The Apprentice for Trump and both Ace Ventura movies for Biden to ensure he makes an educated decision.
"I think it's essential that all Americans do their homework before they go to the polls on November 4th," said Brunchman.
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