Washington, DC - According to White House sources, President Trump took great pleasure in scratching three Supreme Court Justices off his Christmas card list on Saturday.
The vengeful move comes less than 24 hours after the high court, including three justices he nominated, rejected a case to overturn the election.
An anonymous aide told reporters, "I can confirm that Justices Gorsuch, Kavanaugh, and Coney Barrett will not be receiving Christmas cards from the president this year."
The aide went on to say that while he is sure the justices will be emotionally devastated, they brought the president's wrath upon themselves.
"This president rewards loyalty and appreciation above all else. These justices have shown neither. So, they will have to live with an empty spot on their refrigerator this year."
Lucky Christmas card recipients reportedly include Rudy Giuliani, Sean Hannity, and Kim Jong-un, among others.
It is still unclear if Tucker Carlson from Fox News will receive a card.
"That all depends on what he reports in the next few days. Don't forget the Golden Goose, Tucker," said the source.
The justices did not respond to our requests for comment.
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