Nashville, TN - Walmart posted a statement on Saturday reminding everyone it is Small Business Saturday, and they are now smaller than Amazon.
The press release read, "It's no fun being the little guy, but with your support, we can continue to grow our humble business. Please consider us on this Small Business Saturday."
The tiny retail giant will be offering Small Business Saturday deals mixed in with Black Friday sales while promoting its Cyber Monday specials.
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