Nashville, TN - Earlier today, a local 8-year-old solved the ongoing feud over how to please MLS soccer fans and fairground patrons with three simple words: "Just LEGO it."
According to sources, project architects had never considered the stacking approach and are heralding the child as an engineering genius.
The Inquisitor has obtained an early rendering of the new plan but was asked not to publish it. You can find the image above.
A representative for the MLS stadium told the media, "We are so excited with this breakthrough, we just would prefer for the soccer stadium to be on the top level."
Representatives for the flea market and State Fair also requested the top level.
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