Seattle, WA - Exciting news! Amazon is now selling a Jeff Bezos Signature Champagne perfect for ruining any special occasion.
The listing says it is ideal for weddings, anniversaries, or even celebrating being the oldest human to travel to space.
Each bottle is infused with extra carbonation for those who don't actually want to drink the champagne but want to spray it on people as they share their heartfelt emotions.
Bezos Champagne lists for $683.
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