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Breaking: Animatronic Trump from Disney World will also speak at Orlando CPAC


Orlando, FL - What could be better than one Trump speech at the Orlando CPAC? Two!


According to reports, the animatronic President Trump featured at Disney World's Hall of Presidents will deliver remarks in Orlando on Sunday. This will be the mechanical president's first speech outside the Magic Kingdom since President Trump left the White House in January.


"I'm excited to hear what he has to say," said one CPAC attendee. "I hope they bring Reagan, too."


It is still unclear what the android Trump will discuss, but many suspect he will announce a run for president in 2024.


The bold move could send shockwaves through the GOP as Republicans weigh which Trump to support. Still, one conservative attendee proposes an interesting compromise.


"I think the human President Trump should choose the robot Trump as his running mate. Or the other way around. I don't care who picks who. But, a Trump/Trump ticket in 2024? It would be unstoppable," said the conservative conference guest.


The humanoid Trump has yet to respond to our requests for comment.



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