Washington, DC - Politics are a little less complicated today as C-SPAN adds round presenters to their broadcasts to help viewers keep track of fights in Congress.
A spokesperson for the network told reporters, "If there's one thing both Republicans and Democrats viewers agree on, it's that there needs to be more structure to these knock-down, drag-outs in Congress. Adding round presenters is a great way to keep the beatdowns more organized."
House Majority Leader Steny Hoyer was the first Congress member asked to participate in the new feature. He called it a great honor and offered his full support.
"This will not only help C-SPAN viewers but help us Representatives and Senators keep track of where we are in our bouts. I applaud C-SPAN," said Hoyer.
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