Nashville, TN - According to sources, the Census Bureau has seen an unprecedented 9,000% spike in response rate after offering a free "I Censused" sticker to anyone who completed the nine-question survey.
Even after months of promoting the census and its importance, the national response rate was just 51.6%...until this week.
An anonymous spokesperson told reporters, "The stickers have been a game-changer. Everyone wants one. We have people visiting from other countries begging us to take the census just so they can have a sticker. It's crazy."
Unverified documents show that the bureau has also received over 200,000 calls from citizens asking if they can take it again for more stickers or requesting additional stickers for their family members. Many states have completely run out.
It is not clear if there are still stickers available, but if you still need to complete the 2020 Census, please visit www.2020census.gov.
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