Presumed Democratic Presidential Nominee Joe Biden is having a tough day.
First, he offended countless black voters by telling radio host Charlamagne Tha God, "If you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black."
Hours later, the former Vice President went on to anger the entire city of Cleveland, Ohio by blaming his earlier comments on being too Cavalier. Biden told the U.S. Black Chamber, "I shouldn’t have been such a wise guy. I shouldn’t have been so Cavalier.”
Furious Cleveland fans and players are speaking out tonight about the excuse. One Cleveland player tweeted, "I'm a Cavalier. Does that mean I'm a racist?"
A long-time Cavaliers fan told local reporters, "I've been following the Cavs for years. Never heard them making racist remarks. Blame it on another team, Biden."
In a related story, New York mafia members are also speaking out tonight against Biden's assertion that being a wise guy translates to being a racist.
Inquisitor Nashville reached out to the candidate for comment but was turned away by staff members who said, "We think the Vice President has said enough for one day."
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