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Company of 100 becomes company of 99 moments after OSHA announcement

Nashville, TN - Allamarti Enterprises, a company of 100 employees, became a company of 99 on Thursday just moments after President Biden announced an OSHA vaccine mandate.

The CEO sent out an email less than five minutes after the news broke. He wrote, "Good morning, team. It's never easy to say goodbye to a valued employee, but I wanted to let everyone and Barry to know that Barry is leaving the company. Bare, please take a moment to say your goodbyes. Julie left some boxes at your cube."

Co-workers gave Barry a standing ovation as he carried a small box of belongings to the elevator.

"It's been a pleasure, man," one co-worker told him. "Thanks for taking one for the team."

"You're the best, B-man. Let's grab lunch," said another.

The OSHA requirement specifies that companies with 100 or more employees must receive the vaccine by January 4. According to records, Barry was the only one in the office who has been vaccinated.

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