Austin, TX - Elon Musk took to Twitter on Saturday, vowing to buy Taco Bell and bring back the Mexican Pizza.
It is his most lauded announcement to date, as millions of Mexican Pizza lovers have mourned the missing item since Taco Bell removed it from the menu in November 2020.
"Musk is changing the world one acquisition at a time," said one market analyst. "And bringing back the Mexican Pizza may just be the thing to bring the world together."
It is unclear if Musk is aware that Taco Bell already had plans to bring back the popular item independent of his takeover.
Musk did not respond to our requests for comment or a billion dollars.
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