Nashville, TN - As countless Middle Tennessee grocery stores experience bread, egg, and milk shortages, others are entirely desolate.
According to reports, one local store was ravaged to the point that customers even purchased the pricing stickers off the shelves and display posters. The good news is they still have SPAM.
"Hey everyone, we are completely out of everything. BUT, we are fully stocked with SPAM! No limit!" wrote the store manager on the company's Facebook page.
The manager went on to say that while the store will not be restocked until Monday, they do have an additional truckload of SPAM coming in on Friday morning.
The manager said, "We'll have ten more pallets by noon tomorrow. Come and get you some. First come, first served."
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