Nashville, TN - According to a recent survey, removing stubborn price stickers from Christmas gifts is among the most stressful parts of the gift-giving process.
Follow these five easy steps to quickly remove those pesky stickers with nothing but a blowtorch.
Step One: Fill your blowtorch with your favorite lighter fuel.
Step Two: Light the torch and adjust the flame to a medium setting. Be sure to light the flame away from your face.
Step Three: Gently burn off the price tag, trying not to engulf the gift in flames.
Step Four: In the event that you set the gift on fire, return what's left to your place of purchase and nicely ask for a replacement.
Step Five: Repeat as needed.
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