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In time-honored tradition, Trump leaves Biden personal note, bag of dog doo in Resolute Desk

Washington, DC - According to reports, President Trump fulfilled a time-honored tradition by leaving President-Elect Joe Biden a personal note and bag of dog doo in the Resolute desk this morning.

White House sources say the letter was short but heartfelt, simply saying,

Sleepy Joe,

I won the election.

Best of luck,

Real President Donald J. Trump

A Biden spokesperson told reporters the gifts were a move in the right direction regarding a peaceful transition of power.

"While President Trump has not conceded and will not attend the inauguration, leaving the personal note... and the other gift... is at least a step towards healing of our nation," said the spokesperson.

Anonymous sources say the letter and dog doo are not the only gifts that Trump left Biden around the White House.

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