Nashville, TN - JCPenney unveiled its new Socially Distant™ clothing line today in an effort to be at the forefront of the burgeoning market for social distancing fashion.
Lead designer, Emmanuel Daniel, told industry professionals via a Skype runway show, "These revolutionary designs will not only reshape the future but will change the face of fashion forever. I applaud JCPenney on their aggressive and courageous approach."
Fashion insiders say that JCPenney created the line and rushed it to market in a little under two weeks and without consumer focus groups. A normal launch would take no less than nine months.
The new clothing line will reportedly include technologically-advanced features such as built-in retractable tape measures to identify safe distances, a volume-ascending alarm that grows louder as people get too close, automatic LED strobes to warn people to stay away, and a low-voltage shocker for those who ignore the warnings.
The $300 million line is scheduled to hit stores and the company's website this Friday.
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