P'yŏngyang, North Korea - According to reports, North Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jung Un has released a 40-minute workout to help others across the country also achieve their weight loss goals.
The release comes just hours after Jung Un appeared at a military parade looking fit and 40 pounds thinner.
According to an advertisement aired on government TV channels, "Kim Jung Un's Supreme Jazzercise" is just the first in a series of workouts that will be available for the 90,000 KPW ($100) monthly subscription.
It is not yet clear if every citizen will be required to purchase a subscription, but government officials say it is strongly encouraged.
A mandatory workout is also being scheduled Monday through Friday at 5:20 a.m. for the remainder of the year.
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