Nashville, TN - A local Nashville car dealership is offering deep discounts on slightly water-damaged luxury vehicles, according to a social media post.
"Hey, everyone. We have a new shipment of luxury vehicles coming in this weekend. Now, they do have some slight water damage, but they still look great. Come see us for a deep, deep discount."
According to the website, the sale includes rock-bottom deals on Porsches, Lamborghinis, and Bentleys, among others.
In addition to the discount, the dealership is reportedly throwing in a lifetime supply of complimentary air fresheners for any residual water or fishy odors.
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