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Local man assembles sled dog team of neighborhood pets for quick run to Dollar General


Nashville, TN - When Nashville's Jerry Gilbert realized he was out of potato chips and barbeque sauce, he did what any normal American would do. Gilbert rounded up a dozen neighborhood pets and assembled an impromptu sled dog team for a quick run to Dollar General.


"I figured this was a great way to bond with the neighborhood animals while safely securing some of the necessities I needed," said Gilbert.


Unfortunately, when Gilbert and team arrived at the store, they were closed, and he had to stop at a nearby gas station


No animals were injured in during the trip, but several pet owners plan to press charges.


"I just let him out to use the bathroom, not run the Iditarod," said one angry neighbor.



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