Nashville, TN - When local single Robert Allen ordered his walking bug pod ahead of the 17-year cicada infestation, he had to make a choice.
"It was either buy the single or the tandem," said Allen. "Call it wishful thinking, but I got the tandem. And I'm determined to fill it with someone special before the cicadas arrive."
Allen recently joined eHarmony, Match.com, PlentyofFish, OkCupid, and Bumble in hopes of finding the one to fill the pod. He can be found under the 2Peas41
"The cicadas are coming, so if you're out there, hit me up! said Allen.
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