Nashville, TN - With just one week before election day, Nashville native Jim Humphreys is busier than ever with his latest endeavor, pre-vandalized political yard signs.
Humphreys told reporters, "We feel like our pre-defaced signs are a great way for neighbors to show they value each other's time even when they disagree politically. It's a great way to find unity among the division."
The signs come in three sizes for all candidates, including Jo Jorgensen, Howie Hawkins, and Kanye West. Customers can also choose from a wide variety of vandalism methods, including tire prints, fire damage, graffiti, and more.
Interested customers can purchase the signs on Humphreys' website while supplies last.
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