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Mint sales skyrocket as mask-wearers experience own breath

Nashville, TN - According to reports, mint sales have skyrocketed as more Americans don masks and must now suffer through their own breath. Even more interesting, nearly 90% of the increase is from first-time mint buyers.

Breath industry expert Grant Little told reporters, "It's been fascinating. Our studies show that these new mint buyers either were unaware or unconcerned with their breath until they had to deal with it themselves."

The observation has been supported by hundreds of Facebook users who have made public apologies for their horrid breath.

One man posted, "To anyone who has ever had to suffer through my diaper breath, I am sooooooo sorry. I now know why you were socially distancing even before the pandemic. I will do better."

Nearly 300 friends "liked" the post, and many co-workers replied with their thanks and appreciation.

One ex-girlfriend even wrote, "I'm so glad you finally get it. Maybe we can start hanging out again? Call me."

This is a developing story.

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