Lebanon, TN - According to reports, a local plumber discovered a mysterious monolith on Monday just outside the Sunset Restaurant in Lebanon, Tennessee.
Bob Hatchet says he noticed the structure in the parking lot on his way to unclog a toilet.
"I drive by there every day, and I've never seen it there before. It's so strange. I don't know if it was aliens or some artist, but I'm leaning toward aliens," said Hatchet.
Unsure where to report the object, Hatchet called the local police, FBI, and SETI (Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence). He also called a local art gallery just in case.
Within minutes, a series of black unmarked SUVs pulled up, cordoned off the parking lot, and removed the structure.
Hatchet says he was asked not to speak to anyone about the incident. That's when he called The Inquisitor.
This is a developing story.
In related news, Sunset Restaurant is open.
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