Washington, D.C. - A defiant Nancy Pelosi is calling for her supporters to boycott all closed salons after being "set up" by a San Francisco business owner to break city ordinances.
A spokesperson for the Democratic Representative said, "Speaker Pelosi urges anyone who is considering having a service performed at a shuttered salon to boycott the establishment."
The spokesperson went on to reiterate that Pelosi did not intend to do anything wrong and that her only mistake was trusting a salon appointment taker's knowledge of city ordinances over her many aids, colleagues in the San Francisco government, and a quick Google search.
Speaker Pelosi denied our request for comment.
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