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Nashville Hair Club urges members to batten down the hatches ahead of Wednesday storms

Nashville, TN - Nashville Hair Club urged members to batten down the hatches ahead of Wednesday's gusty storms.

In an email to members, the club president wrote, "They're talking 40 mph winds on Wednesday, so be sure you batten down the hatches. This is a Code Red."

He went on to remind everyone that he is not only the president but also a member. He added that he, too, would be battening down the hatches.

The email did not elaborate on how to batten down the hatches.

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