Nashville, TN - Nashville native Kevin Rollins told reporters he is excited to see the city getting back to normal after tripping on an abandoned scooter along Broadway on Thursday.
Speaking from the Vanderbilt Emergency Room, Rollins said, "It's so exciting to see so many tourist and bachelorette parties returning to our city. I can wait to get this cast off and enjoy the crowds."
Rollins says he's really missed the stand-still traffic and looks forward to spending more time on the city's freeways once the city fully reopens in the coming weeks.
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