Nashville, TN - A press release this morning announced that a new law firm is coming to Music City later this month. According to the statement, Abrams, Wilson Phillips & Nelson will bring together over 300 attorneys with nearly 90 years of combined experience.
CEO Shaun Hemsworth told journalists, "Our seasoned team of counselors is excited to practice law stuff for the people of Nashville and we think we can help with a wide range of legal services including personal injury, impersonal injury, inflammation of character, and general hurt feelings."
Hemsworth, who is no relation to Chris Hemsworth of Thor fame, went on to say that no case was too small or petty for their highly qualified advocates and encouraged Nashvillians to look for a BOGO offer on Groupon in the coming days.
Abrams, Wilson Phillips & Nelson is scheduled to begin taking cases on Monday, September 30 and will reportedly be using the Antioch Starbucks on Bell Road for private consultations until they secure office space in the fall of 2020.