Nashville, TN - A newly-launched personal shopper service will offer free fights with other customers on Black Friday.
Jerry Williams, the founder of ShopWarrior, told reporters, "We realized that countless Americans are not comfortable with crowded stores during this pandemic, but will miss the competitive spirit of Black Friday shopping. So we are pleased to offer our customers free unlimited fights with other shoppers on Black Friday."
The spokesperson went on to say that all Shop Warriors are equipped with HD body cameras so customers can watch any confrontations from the safety of their homes.
"We want our customers to feel as if they are right there in the store in the middle of the action," said Williams.
The service is also offering customers a 120% money-back guarantee if the company's insta-warriors don't win their battles and secure the deal.
So far, the app has been downloaded 800,000 times.
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