Out of ideas, engineers begin dumping Dulcolax into Suez in attempt to unblock canal

Egypt - Out of ideas, desperate engineers began dumping several tons of Dulcolax into the Suez in an attempt to unblock the canal.

Arman Bolatar, the number two engineer in the region, said he hopes the additive will loosen things up and get the stuk ship moving in the right direction.

"Will it work? I don't know. But we hope to see movement in the next 12-24 hours," said Bolatar.

Unfortunately, the plan hit a bit of a snag when it was realized that the Dulcolax supply is shipped through the canal and additional inventory is inaccessible.

We will update this story as more information becomes available.

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