Nashville, TN - Nashville native Bob Daily was heard crying loudly on Friday morning as he stopped to pick up his mail on his way to work. Neighbors three doors down say they could hear him from their kitchen and went over to check on him.
"Bob was just lying there in the middle of his driveway. When I asked him what was wrong, I couldn't understand a word he said. He must have either lost his best friend or just opened his electric bill," said a neighbor.
Witnesses say Daily stayed in the fetal position for about a half-hour before crawling to his car and driving to work. They could hear still hear crying as he left the neighborhood.
"I'm betting he got his bill," said a neighbor across the street. "Annie Parker and Jim Owens did the exact same thing on Wednesday afternoon."
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