Nashville, TN - A local restaurant has an exciting opportunity for a lucky person searching for a coveted manager-supervisor-cook-cashier-janitor position.
"We have an immediate opening," said the manager. "As a matter of fact, we can get you started today," he told reporters.
He encouraged potential employees to apply as quickly as possible because he expects a rush of applications once people see the flyers he hung on local telephone poles.
The job is full-time with a guaranteed 40-50 hours of overtime each week. Even double weekend shifts are available.
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