Seattle, Washington - According to sources, Dan Jewett, the Seattle science teacher who married MacKenzie Scott, has expressed concern the Amazon billionaire only married him for his wealth of knowledge.
An unnamed friend told reporters, "Dan says MacKenzie is constantly asking him questions about string theory and quantum physics. And frankly, he's starting to feel used."
A representative for Scott refuted the claims, saying the world's 22nd richest person in the world is merely trying to take an interest in her new husband's passion.
Court documents show that Jewett insisted Scott sign a prenuptial agreement to ensure he retains ownership of his ideas and wisdom should the marriage fail.
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