Washington, DC - 2020 Election Kraken Sidney Powell argued on Monday that the $1.3B Dominion defamation lawsuit against her should be tossed because “no reasonable person would” believe that her election fraud claims “were truly statements of fact.”
"Show me one sane, rational American who actually believed Mrs. Powell's delusional voting machine conspiracies," said Powell's attorneys. "Anyone?... Anyone?"
Legal experts say the unorthodox defense may just work if Dominion can't produce a single lucid, logical person willing to admit they believed Powell's falsehoods.
"The key here is the person who believed her has to be unquestionably stable and sound of mind if Dominion hopes to win this case. They're going to have an uphill climb to find that person," said the expert.
The Inquisitor has reached out to Rudy Giuliani, Lin Wood, Jenna Ellis, Ted Cruz, Josh Hawley, Matt Gaetz, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Sean Hannity, Tucker Carlson, Steve Bannon, Michael Flynn, Roger Stone, FOX News, Newsmax, OAN, the My Pillow Guy, and the entire Trump family, among others, for comment. They have yet to respond.
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