Nashville, TN - This week, Taco Bell announced they would be removing five more items from their menu, less than a month after retiring nearly a dozen fan-favorites. According to a spokesperson, the eliminations are all part of the company's commitment to have a food-free menu by the end of 2020.
"We feel that a food-free menu will help us streamline the customer experience and reduce our footprint on the planet," said spokesman J. Hart III.
Inside reports suggest that all tacos and burritos will be removed in late November, followed by chalupas, gorditas, and quesaritos in early December. All other menu items will be phased out just in time for New Year's Eve.
Customers are already organizing Save the Tacos protests across the country and have started a petition to influence the company to change course. It currently has over one million signatures.
"We have a God-given right to eat tacos. What they're doing is unconstitutional," said one protester outside a local KFC/Taco Bell combo restaurant.
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Well they should because just like Chinese food is becoming American knockoff Taco Bell has always been a knockoff of Mexican food which is not real Mexican food which is well not so good as far as original it's fake just like Chinese food in America is fake it's not Chinese food It's all American food maybe they should change to getting real Mexican food then that would make everybody laugh and smile anyway a good riddance to Taco Bell they've always been fake Mexican food as far as I'm concerned anyway
Lol glad im bored on goggle lmao
Yeah yeah I think most know this isn't real. But sone good items being eliminated is real. Taco bell will of course still have food but much like the fritos burrito left, so is the mexican pizza which is a total dick move. As if the loss of the double decker taco wasn't enough back when it happened.
I think reading the comments from the geniuses who believe this is an actual thing, has somehow made me dumber.
These comments illustrate why our country is in such a sad state. Instead of skimming keywords and grabbing your pitchforks, how about taking 30 seconds to actually read the article, understand this is humor, and confirming it by reading their disclaimer at the bottom of the article.
The combination of laziness and stupidity here is astounding.