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Teen girl hit in face by flying Steven Seagal on NJ amusement park ride


Wildwood, New Jersey - According to a recent viral video, a teenage girl was hit in the face by a flying Steven Seagal while enjoying a New Jersey amusement park ride.


The video shows the teen waiting for the ride to start when Seagal comes out of nowhere and slams into her harness. She quickly bats him away and continues the ride.


A representative for Seagal denies it was him, telling reporters, "While it is true that Steven can fly, he was nowhere near New Jersey at the time."


Records suggest he was in Moscow having dinner at the Kremlin on the date in question, but the video evidence says otherwise.


No one was injured in the incent and no charges have been filed.



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