Nashville, TN - According to anonymous sources, platinum-selling country artist Toby Keith is desperately hoping no one notices he's replaced Richard Branson on this morning's Virgin Galactic spaceflight.
Surveillance video shows Keith entering Virgin's New Mexico spaceport on Sunday morning and casually walking through security using Virgin founder Richard Branson's employee badge.
Inside, the singer spoke to several maintenance workers before changing into Branson's flight suit. No one appeared to notice it was Keith.
At the time of this posting, it is unclear if Branson is involved in the switch or if there is a reason for concern. Unfortunately, Branson could not be reached despite multiple calls, emails, and texts.
The Virgin Galactic spaceflight is expected to occur later this morning, weather permitting.
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