Washington, D.C. - According to reports, President Trump bravely poked his head out of a safe room inside an underground bunker surrounded by secret service agents to call U.S. governors weak earlier on Monday.
The President went on to challenge them by saying, "You have to dominate, if you don't dominate you're wasting your time. They're going to run over you. You're going to look like a bunch of jerks. You have to dominate."
Insiders say the President ended the call by reminding the governors they were weak a few more times, then returned to an indestructible vault hidden inside the safe room to finish some tweets.
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