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Trump extends Cyber Monday sale on pardons through weekend

Washington, DC - Great news! President Trump and the White House have extended the 50% off Cyber Monday sale on pardons through the weekend.

These 100% full and binding pardons make the perfect stocking stuffer. In fact, President Trump is rumored to be ordering a few for himself and his entire family.

Besides an incredible deal, the White House is conveniently offering 72-month, 0%-interest financing when you pay directly to the president's Save America Leadership PAC.

For an additional fee, you can customize the color and font of your pardon. You can also choose between the standard clemency or a pre-emptive pardon for any future crimes you plan to commit.

Don't delay! While supplies are not limited, the 50% off sale only runs through Sunday.

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