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Trump hires three local Florida TV injury lawyers for elite new impeachment team


Palm Beach, FL - According to sources, Former President Trump hired three local Florida TV injury lawyers overnight for his elite new impeachment team. The development comes less than 24 hours after his five defense attorneys left the case and just a week from the start of his second impeachment trial.


It is unclear how Trump selected the lawyers, but a Mar-a-Lago housekeeper says she saw the former president up at 3:00 a.m. watching local TV channels where the lawyers often run late-night commercials.


Brad "Bo" Bowman, Chester Colby, and Stan "The Man" Guthrie are expected to meet with Trump on Sunday to discuss the case and his election fraud defense.


The attorneys' websites show they all specialize in medical malpractice, product liability, and vehicular-related injuries. None of attorneys list presidential impeachment trials as part of their past cases, but they have nearly 9 years of legal experience between the three.


Bowman is probably the most popular for winning a case for a man who suffered long-term injuries due to a Viagra overdose.


Trump representatives have yet to confirm the new representation, but a spokesperson said that Trump would announce his new "elite impeachment strike force" in the coming days."


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