Washington, DC - According to reports, President Trump stopped by a local D.C. movie theater on Thursday night to give his only concession speech of 2020.
The president spoke for 20 minutes, offering his reviews of current movies and promising movie-goers that he will lower the price of popcorn during his second term.
"The president was spot on tonight," said one audience member. "12 bucks for a small popcorn is robbery. Now, I wish I would have voted for him."
President Trump also revealed he was a really big fan of Unhinged, but hated Borat 2, which is not playing in theaters.
Trump ended the speech with an inspiring message to his supporters, ensuring them that this would not only be his last concession speech of the year but possibly his last ever.
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