Nashville, TN - Dollar General announced on Saturday that they would begin a new phase in their master plan to dominate the world with bargain stores.
A spokesperson told reporters, "Now that we have conquered the streets of America, it's time we look to the skies and take our growth to the next level."
The rooftop expansion is set to begin in downtown Nashville but move to other cities in the coming months.
The downtown location will offer free parking and no minimum purchase, making it the best bargain view of Music City.
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